Dearest Ms (______),
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the November 2009. With reference to the meeting held between us on the September 2009. I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion to full time lover.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
Fanta-G
fanta,
ReplyDeletebrp hari off days, and are there any other benefits? ;p
btw, 30 hari mane cukup :p
yg tempat kosong tu kena isi nama aku eh?
ReplyDeletehahahahaha
btw, cool gile offer letter kau
collest post ever by fanta G!
cik eveque: 30 hari as per 'employment' policy but can be varied as per Term & Condition applied. Puas hati?
ReplyDeletePayid: ko nak cakap post aku lain hampeh la??? takpe.. takpe.. Payid kalau kena isi nama ko kan.. tarikh2 tertentu kena tukar la weii.. (psst.. u can use this template anyway utk gadis idaman hati ok)